so i didnt exactly haf the best nite's sleep last nite..my long case was due this morn and i was finishing it up last nite when i found out at 12am dat oh shit..i was meant to do some research abt the topic and haf actual references..so i had a mini panic..adrenaline was pumping..and after a few hrs of crapping (with some cut and paste), i managed to finish it by 2.30am..but wat a long nite..and im suffering today becos of it..
and here i am now procrastinating even tho i haf a presentation to write up, pathology handout, short case, and i gotta study rheum cos i have clinic with the scary rheum consultant..sigh..my life is pretty bad..
so anyways..interesting things dat happened in the last few days..
first of all, we had the practice osce on sat..was feeling pretty sick dat day..not exactly sure why..maybe it was cos i had so much junk food the day before or maybe it was nerves? but anyways, i was being an examiner first..
so i paired up with another girl and somehow we got the gynae ed station..go figure! so we walked into our room and saw a couple of bananas there and we thot wow we have snacks! but wait, there's more..there was a brown paper bag filled with...condoms..guessed wat our station was yet? hehe..lo and behold, we had the condom education station..how funny is dat? and the bananas are meant to be the "condom trainers"..haha..so after seeing 24 students go around, attempting to be experts in the art of putting on a condom, i figured i shuld pretty much kno exactly wat to say (or do?) haha..
so here is my guide to putting on a condom (from the marking schedule and collected fr wat ppl talked abt):
step 1: check the expiry date! very impt..also check to see that the silver packet is not perforated..also, make sure to store ur condoms in a cool, dark place..not in ur wallet!
step 2: open the packet at the sides, making sure not to rip the condom..check dat the condom does not have any holes..(???)
step 3: make sure the "condom trainer" is erect before putting on the condom..and also be sure to put on the condom before any contact with the vagina..(couldn't think of a funny substitute)..may have pre-ejaculatory stuff..(eww)..
step 4: squeeze the tip of the condom to eliminate any air bubbles..and place on top of the condom trainer and roll the condom down..all the way to the bottom to ensure full coverage..(better for sti protection apparently)
step 5: ready for the naughty deed!
step 6: after *erhem*, make sure the "condom trainer" is withdrawn before it becomes too soft..to prevent leakage..and withdraw while holding onto the base of the condom so dat it doesn't slip off..
step 7: tie the condom up (only one guy said this, thot it was quite practical!) and wrap it up in tissue or toilet paper and throw it in the bin..pls do not throw it in the toilet bowl..not cool for the environment!
so there u have it, simple steps to safe condom use!
we had so much fun seeing ppl's initial reactions to the station..some were pretty knowledgeable and some were obviously clueless! hehehe..clearly shows who has experience? and by the morning, the poor banana was a bruised banana..hahaha..
so after going through 24 students, the 2 of us were pros! and then the next half of the day, we were the students going ard..dats another story all together..was a very tiring day but luckily entertaining for us in the beginning..
so then after a long day, i wanted to get some R&R, so decided to drag a fren out for a movie..took a while to decide which one but decided to go for journey to the centre of the earth 3D..since it scored over 80 on rotten tomatoes..was initially gonna go watch eagle eye but dat only scored like 20 something on rotten tomatoes..
so when we got to the cinema, there was a huge line! crowded as! and when we bought our tickets, we were shocked to hear the price! $18.50 for a movie ticket! we were like wat?!?! apparently it's dat price cos it's 3D..omg..this was prob the most expensive movie ticket i had ever bought..but we just decided wat the heck anyway..this better be good! we got the cool glasses and it was kinda exciting cos it's a 3D movie..and in the end, it was awesome! so many intense moments..so many cool things popping out of the screen..i was scared of the dinosaur..was a fun movie and the 3D experience was so cool! so in the end, we decided yea it was worth it..and a good break fr the study too!
so dat was my sat..my sun was spent celebrating hari raya at the open house..with lots of good food! and omigosh, the mood was so cool! and all the pretty bajus and kebayas! then after dat, went back home to do the case..and here we r back to square one..
ok..back to work now..sigh..
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